Wednesday, November 16, 2005

About Saturday

You know, I was thinking. There are several people who frequent this blog from that state immediately to the south of the great state of Michigan (nope not Indiana). I thought the following would be appropriate for our friends who live down yonder:

How many OSU football players does it take to change a light bulb? Only two if the directions have pictures.

What do you do when an OSU grad comes to your door? Say thank you and pay them for the pizza.

They stated a new senior level course at OSU..........Introdution to drive thru order taking.

The U of M has made it easier for the OSU team this year to come to Ann Arbor by adding more handicapped parking spaces.

There is a new law that was inacted just this week that keeps the OSU cheerleaders from grazing on Michigan state owned land.

Finally, what do OSU players eat after a heartbreaking loss? I'll let you know Saturday night.

Please feel free to add you own sentiments in the comments section. Just keep it clean and remember that it's all in fun. Be blessed beyond belief today.

18 Comments:

At 1:36 PM, Blogger Swinging Sammy said...

why do all the trees in southern michigan lean south?

OSU sucks!

Seriously gonna be a GREAT game!

 
At 1:45 PM, Blogger loved truly said...

Being a Michigan Fan in Ohio I get my own share of grief from people around here, I got an OSU biased email just this morning like the one you posted.

It will be a great game!!! Go BLUE!

 
At 1:49 PM, Blogger Doug E. Pudge said...

Loved Truly, I always knew that there was something I liked about you! B4T

 
At 10:54 PM, Blogger where's jim? said...

What is the difference between Michigan football and marijuana??

No difference, they both get smoked in bowls.

 
At 2:33 AM, Blogger SassyC said...

Q: How many University of Michigan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but he gets 3 credits.

Q: Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco chase?
A: On the University of Michigan campus. That's the last place you would find a football player.

Q: Why do University of Michigan fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Michigan library?
A: Forty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.

Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of Michigan's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

Q: What does the average University of Michigan student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.

Q: What do you get when you breed a groundhog and a University of Michigan?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.

Q: How do you make University of Michigan cookies?
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.


Q: How many University of Michigan freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.

:D

 
At 6:02 AM, Blogger where's jim? said...

You know I was thinking.... Today would be a great day to wear a scarlet sweater vest and grey trousers.....IDYBT

 
At 8:08 AM, Blogger Doug E. Pudge said...

Jimmy, I just saw Donna and now I get it. B4T

 
At 5:39 PM, Blogger where's jim? said...

Proverbs 31:21 (New International Version)

Proverbs 31:21 When it snows, she has no fear for her household; for all of them are clothed in scarlet.

PS she has that effect on people...

 
At 8:26 PM, Blogger Hawkman said...

Let's Go Blue!

 
At 11:22 PM, Blogger Four-Leaf K' lover said...

Now for a cheer they are here, triumphant!
Here they come with banners flying,
In stalwart step they're nighing,
With shouts of vict'ry crying,
We hurrah, hurrah, we greet you now,
Hail!

Far we their praises sing
For the glory and fame they've bro't us
Loud let the bells them ring
For here they come with banners flying
Far we their praises tell
For the glory and fame they've bro't us
Loud let the bells them ring
For here they come with banners flying
Here they come, Hurrah!

Hail! to the victors valiant
Hail! to the conqu'ring heroes
Hail! Hail! to Michigan
the leaders and best
Hail! to the victors valiant
Hail! to the conqu'ring heroes
Hail! Hail! to Michigan,
the champions of the West!

We cheer them again
We cheer and cheer again
For Michigan, we cheer for Michigan
We cheer with might and main
We cheer, cheer, cheer
With might and main we cheer!

Hail! to the victors valiant
Hail! to the conqu'ring heroes
Hail! Hail! to Michigan,
the champions of the West!

 
At 5:50 PM, Blogger Kodiak said...

Is there a big game playing today?

 
At 6:56 AM, Blogger Swinging Sammy said...

It was a good game, sad but kept me on the edge of my seat!

 
At 3:38 PM, Blogger michelle said...

:(
But you don't get that sad if you spend the day shopping!!!!:)

 
At 12:10 PM, Blogger SassyC said...

Good game! :)

 
At 9:05 AM, Blogger where's jim? said...

feeling blue???

 
At 1:24 PM, Blogger Kodiak said...

He must be busy this week, I refuse to believe he hasn't anything to say.

 
At 7:55 AM, Blogger where's jim? said...

introdution???

 
At 1:33 PM, Blogger Hawkman said...

where's Pudge?

 

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