What Family Tree?
You know, I was thinking. While enjoying a beautiful weekend in picturesque Paintsville Kentucky, I realized that I was in the mist of people who were just as messed up as I was. I've got tons of stories that I do not have enough time to expound upon, but lets just say that when you get the Mollettemeehancollinssandifurwellswebbs together the parking lot of the Days Inn will never be the same. Imagine, about 20 misplaced hillbillies and their families sitting around in chairs in a hotel parking lot. Most of them smoking cigarettes, some with beer in hand, waning the hours away talking about old times and what's going on now. One of my cousins Anita said she was going to write a book titled "Well You Look Good". Because it doesn't seem to matter who you talk to down there they always start out with what is ailing them and eventually someone says "well you look good".For those of you who are wondering I did return the same way I left...single and unattached! I don't know whether to feel like a success or a failure! But, I do feel good about the weekend and about the time I spent with family. Tomorrow I will try to impart a little "Hillbilly Wisdom" on you. Be blessed today.
posted by Doug E. Pudge @ 7:57 AM
19 Comments:
Well, you do look good. You look gooder all the time. You know, I just had to have a PBJ this morning, but I have no banannas. This brought to mind the old classic.."Yes, We have NO banannas, we have no banannas today". But I had the PB&J anyways (with butter) and I DID put the Jelly (smuckers strawberry) on first and it was very good. I then pulled out the milk to put on my Cracklin Oat Bran (not not cracklins) and the milk was dated June 25th. It smelled bad but I had another half gallon. You know grace is a lot like milk, you cant store it up for long, you have to back to the source and git some more.
Well I must be off.
Welcome back, we all mist ya. It must have been hot down there if'n you were sitting in the mist of all them there kin folk. I was sitting in the mist as Sammy and Chris sprayed me with water after they kicked in the afterburners on the jet skis, you know water blogging. I trust you had a great time. BBT dittos
YES! WE HAVE NO BA-NA-NAS, WE HAVE NO BA-NA-NAS TO-DAY.
WE'VE STRING-BEANS AND HON-IONS, CAB-BAH-GES AND SCAL-LIONS
AND ALL KINDS OF FRUIT AND SAY
WE HAVE AN OLD FASH-IONED TO-MAH-TO, LONG IS-LAND PO-TAH-TO
BUT YES! WE HAVE NO BA-NA-NAS, WE HAVE NO BA-NA-NAS TO-DAY.
ha yes dep down south was a site to see sitting around the group looking to see if there where any good looking kin for dating. :->
I'd love to exbound in hillbilly-speak like my brothers above, but I haven't the time to think phonetically (though I am amazed I remembered to use the word, "phonetically"...Baby Einstien videos are paying off). I will say that I'm looking forward to the Hillbilly wisdom to come. Ever catch any comedy from Larry the Cable guy? My most recent fav was "My sister was in labor for 22 hours... Hell, I give up on a s&%$ after 20 minutes!"
I am going to start just checking this blog to see what changes have been made to the templet more then the posts. This is the ever changing blog.. never know what it will look like.. but you have a good idea what the content will be..
Wowgirl welcome to the wonderful world of pudge. Hopefully you know some of the ground rules and will avoid getting pudged. Thanks for posting you comment. I must say that Larry the cable guy makes my family look good! BBT
Hey Pedro. This is only the second time I've changed the look of this blog. The only reason that I did it this time is because sooooooooooo many people were whining about the previous look. I don't plan on any more changes. BBT
http://1234-golf.blogspot.com/ look at this. :-}
I did, it lacks both personality and character! Unlike the bloggin buddies listed in my links, this place is just cold and inpersonal. BBT
I know just thought YOU would like it. :-]
It's been nice blogging with everybody but I am leaving the blogging world.
Be Blessed, Love all of you.
Bruce
It's been nice blogging with everybody but I am leaving the blogging world.
Be Blessed, Love all of you.
Bruce
Well, you came back empty handed,
doesnt suprise me none.
Glad you had a good time.
Looking forward to you next blog color scheme, and Hillbilly post, see ya.
Hey, I just noticed that your blog looks alot like Ramblers, just different colors!
what can I say, I'm a trendsetter!!!! Woo Hoo. the pudge is trying to be like me... I Rock oh yeah!
Sammy ROCK'S, now we see where DEP gets his knowledge!
Hey DEP welcome back to the harasment!!
Hey DEP did you at least get any phone numbers, OOOPPPS, forgot do they have phones in paintsville yet, or do you still have to climb the telephone pole?
How many mollette's are in the paintsville phone book?
Yes they do use telephones now in Paintsville. Now you don't have all those tin cans and strings to drive around. And just for the record, I found no woman worthy of the Pudge while in Paintsville. BBT
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